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Saturday, October 3, 2015

Speeding

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

“What does it look like"!" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is," she said.

The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go.  I didn't realize you were a cop.”

14 comments:

  1. Oh good grief! One question, how on earth did she become a cop?! lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...ain't got a clue. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Sorry Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Good one, Cat! I sometimes share your jokes now. I know Sam will enjoy this one.

    Hugs,
    Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoy and share my jokes Ella...hope Same enjoys this one. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I'm so glad I'm not blond. These jokes are......!

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    1. LOL Minelle...so you couldn't pull anything like this because you're not blonde? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Ok funny, but about the blondes again! Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. LOL Nina...I'll try to lay off the blonde jokes for a bit. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh gosh funny, somedays I wish I wasn't blond!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...doesn't matter if you are...doubt very seriously if you would ever pull anything like this. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. I agree with Leigh, so sad. A cute blonde joke for monday though.

    Thanks Cat,
    Han

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    1. Happy you thought it was cute Han...sorry you thought it was sad. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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