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Thursday, October 22, 2015

Stolen Paintings

Meredith over at New Twist, After All These Years is back home so her Jack is at it again.  Hope you enjoy!
 
 
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre...
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After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. 
 
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
 
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
 
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I had no Monet
 
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To buy Degas
 
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To make the Van Gogh.
 
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See if you have DeGaulle to send this on to someone else.
 
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I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

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18 comments:

  1. abbyOctober 22, 2015 at 7:18 PM

    Love these.....very creative...
    hugs abby

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    1. CatOctober 27, 2015 at 7:35 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. UnknownOctober 22, 2015 at 7:51 PM

    Oh that's just sooooo bad lol

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  3. Lindy ThomasOctober 22, 2015 at 10:43 PM

    Thanks Cat and Jack, very interesting. LOL!
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. CatOctober 27, 2015 at 7:36 PM

      You're welcome Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. RozOctober 23, 2015 at 2:53 AM

    Groan lol. Very creative, thanks for the giggle Cat and Jack :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatOctober 27, 2015 at 7:36 PM

      Happy you enjoyed the groan Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. an English RoseOctober 23, 2015 at 5:01 AM

    Oh this is one to make us groan!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatOctober 27, 2015 at 7:37 PM

      LOL Jan...it is definitely a groaner. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. EllaOctober 23, 2015 at 6:07 AM

    Oh, Cat! This one is Seurat-tin, I forgot to laugh!

    Hugs and Groans from Ella

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  7. Minielle LabraunOctober 23, 2015 at 6:50 AM

    Lol Jack and Cat! Guess what Cat? I got them all! *wink*

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    1. CatOctober 27, 2015 at 7:38 PM

      Congratulations Minelle...proud of you! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. ronnieOctober 23, 2015 at 9:43 AM

    Oh dear. Loved it though. Thanks Cat and Jack.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatOctober 27, 2015 at 7:38 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. stay at home momOctober 23, 2015 at 12:28 PM

    LoL, funny one, I like it, even though the groan is not too far away. Thank you for the laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatOctober 27, 2015 at 7:39 PM

      Go ahead and groan along with laughing Nina. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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