Emergency Call

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car.
 
Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his ears and nose and I tink both his legs are broken.’
Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’
 
Paddy: ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .’
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
 
 
Silence…. (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
 
 
Operator: ‘Are you there sir?’
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
 
 
Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?’
 
 
This goes on for another few minutes until….
 
 
Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’
 
Paddy: ‘Yes, sorry bout dat… I couldn’t spell eucalyptus so I dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .