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Thursday, October 29, 2015

Halloween Party

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party.

The day of the party the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. 

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.  So he took his costume and away he went.


The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.  In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.  His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.  Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and messed around.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.


She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had.  He said, "Oh, the same old thing.  You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.  When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening." 


"But I'll tell you...the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"







18 comments:

  1. Very funny one, Cat! Not scary at all. Happy Halloween to you!

    Ella Ever After

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    1. Happy Halloween to you also Ella...happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Never saw that one coming...very funny...
    hugs abby

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    1. Gotcha Abby! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Cat,
    An adult Halloween story to be sure!
    Thanks,
    Meredith

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    1. Sure is Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh no! Oops! See nothing good comes from trying to catch your partner doing something naughty!

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    1. Good point Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oops that is so funny. How is she going to explain what she got up to now. LOL! Thanks Cat.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Think the better question Lindy, might be...will she explain what she got up to. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh my! Oops LoL. Didn't see that coming either lol. Thanks Cat, Happy Halloween :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Gotcha Roz! Happy Halloween. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oops I never saw that one coming!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Woohoo Gotcha Jan! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Oops. I thought something like that would happen. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it...even if I didn't fool you. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Uh oh, someone might be in trouble. :) I had not thought something like this would happen, hehe. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! She might be in heaps of trouble if she fessed up but the question is...will she? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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