Getting Married

Since I hadn’t heard from him in so long, I thought Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years was mad at me!  So was very shocked that he sent this giggle along.  Just kidding Jack.

Hope you enjoy.
 

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An older couple who were both widowed had been going out with each other for a long time.

 
 

Urged on by their friends they decided it was finally time to get married.

 

Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

She asked how often he would be golfing to which he replied, only once a week.

 

Then finally he decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked rather tentatively.

"I would like it infrequently "she replied.

 

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses then leaned over towards her and whispered...
 

"Is that one word or two?"

 

Would definitely be two for me!