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Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Getting Married

Since I hadn’t heard from him in so long, I thought Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years was mad at me!  Crying face So was very shocked that he sent this giggle along.  Just kidding Jack. Winking smile

Hope you enjoy.
 

An older couple who were both widowed had been going out with each other for a long time.

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Urged on by their friends they decided it was finally time to get married.

 

Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

She asked how often he would be golfing to which he replied, only once a week.

 

Then finally he decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked rather tentatively.

"I would like it infrequently "she replied.

 

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses then leaned over towards her and whispered...
 

"Is that one word or two?"

Flirt male 

Would definitely be two for me! Thumbs upThumbs up


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16 comments:

  1. abbyOctober 20, 2015 at 7:18 PM

    Two for me also...
    hugs abby

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    1. CatOctober 21, 2015 at 4:15 PM

      Great minds Abby! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. AnonymousOctober 20, 2015 at 8:07 PM

    Cat,
    He is not upset at all. It is just his wife has been away. More to come soon!
    Meredith

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    1. CatOctober 21, 2015 at 4:17 PM

      LOL Mere...was just teasing. I figured with you away that I wouldn't receive any giggles from him. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. RozOctober 21, 2015 at 2:29 AM

    LoL, would be two for me also :) Thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatOctober 21, 2015 at 4:18 PM

      You're welcome Roz...welcome to the great minds club! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. ronnieOctober 21, 2015 at 5:30 AM

    LOL. Good one Cat. Thanks Jack.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatOctober 21, 2015 at 4:18 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. stay at home momOctober 21, 2015 at 7:58 AM

    LoL, two, please. Thank you for the giggle, Cat and Jack.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatOctober 21, 2015 at 4:18 PM

      You're welcome Nina...seems you're also a member of the great minds club. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. EllaOctober 21, 2015 at 9:44 AM

    Jack is Back!

    Sending Hugs to You, Cat,
    Ella

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    1. CatOctober 21, 2015 at 4:19 PM

      He sure is Ella. Thanks for the hugs. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. an English RoseOctober 21, 2015 at 10:36 AM

    lol, oh bless, he is ever hopeful!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatOctober 21, 2015 at 4:20 PM

      Yes he is and sure can't blame him Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Minielle LabraunOctober 21, 2015 at 2:50 PM

    Funny Jack and Cat! Funny but I also see it as 2 words!

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    1. CatOctober 21, 2015 at 4:20 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Minelle...was sure you would be a member of the great minds club. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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