Adult Content Warning

You have entered a site intended for ADULTS ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, or if it is illegal to view such material in your community, please exit this site immediately. This site contains mature content including but not limited to; articles, discussions, pictures and other materials that some people may find offensive. If such materials offend you, please exit this site immediately.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Where Did You Come From?

Here’s an oldie hope you enjoy… 
 
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
 
The old man didn't budge.
 

The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there
I'm going to have to call the manager."
 

Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.
 

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.
 

Finally they summoned the police.
 

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"
 
"Fred," the old man moaned.
 
"Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
 
With a terrible strain in his voice, and without moving...

















Fred replied; "The balcony"!

9 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete
  2. Oh gosh, oops is right! Thanks for sharing Cat. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

    ReplyDelete
  3. Replies
    1. Happy you enjoyed it Tori. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete
  4. Oops, for sure. Have a good weekend.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Got that right Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete
  5. LoL, poor Fred! I definitely didn't see Fred coming from there. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it.. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete

Thanks for stopping by. Respectful comments are always welcome.