Here’s an oldie hope you enjoy…
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The old man didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there
I'm going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police.
The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"
"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
With a terrible strain in his voice, and without moving...
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Fred replied; "The balcony"!
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ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)
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Oh gosh, oops is right! Thanks for sharing Cat. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend :)
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Roz
lol...love it.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Tori. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oops, for sure. Have a good weekend.
ReplyDeleteGot that right Sunny. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LoL, poor Fred! I definitely didn't see Fred coming from there. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.
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Nina
Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it.. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat