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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Mathematics

Here’s another one from our Meredith over at New Twist, After All These Years.  This is an oldie that I had totally forgotten until she shared it…hope you enjoy.

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions…If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
= 98%
 
And
 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%

And
 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. 

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. 

Now you know
why some
people are where they are!


16 comments:

  1. Lolol. Truer words were never spoken!

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    1. I totally agree Maggie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Pretty amazing, right?
    Meredith

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    1. Got that right! Thanks Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LOL...as someone who has always hated math...i love this kind of math!
    hugs abby

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    1. Now ya can't say you hate all math Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Yes, yes, YES. Every field of work on the planet has its ass kissers and bullshitters. They don't go away when you switch careers.

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    1. Oh how well I know this Autumn! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. LoL, this is awesome, and so true! maths and I just don't gell, I hate it ... but I love this! lol. Thanks for sharing Meredith and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome Roz...so now you can't claim to have all maths. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh this is the best kind of math problem! Too funny! Thanks Meredith and Cat T too. Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. You're welcome Cuz...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Very funny and unfortunately true more often than not.

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    1. Got that right Sunny...sadly true...especially in the corporate arena. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LoL, love this one. I have no clue about maths in general but this is true as far as I can see. Thank you for sharing this, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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