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Friday, May 29, 2015

Lunch Time

There was a poor old Irish cobbler whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant.  Every day at lunch time, Mike, the Irish gent, would go out the back of his shop and eat his soda bread and maybe a kipper or piece of Irish blue cheese while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen.
 

One morning, the Irishman was surprised to receive an invoice in the mail from the adjoining restaurant for "enjoyment of food."
 
Mystified, he marched right over to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought a thing from them.
 

The manager said, "You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it."  The Irishman refused to pay and the restaurant took him to court.
 

At the hearing, the judge asked the restaurant to present their side of the case.

The manager said, "Every day, this man comes and sits outside our kitchen and smells our food while eating his.  It is clear that we are providing added value to his poor food and we deserve to be compensated for it."
 

The judge turned to Mike and said, "What do you have to say to that?"


The old Irishman didn't say a thing but smiled and stuck his hand in his pocket and rattled the few coins he had inside.
 
The judge asked him, "What is the meaning of that?"
 
The Irishman replied with a mile wide grin,  "I'm paying for the smell of his food with the sound of my money."


10 comments:

  1. Oh that's genius lol. Great answer! Thank you for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed the clever Irishman. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Great answer from the Irishman! The judge should fine the Frenchman for wasting the court's time. LOL Lisa

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    1. I agree Lisa...the Frenchman should have to pay a fine and all court costs. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Good answer. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed the answer. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Only the Irish (and maybe the Dutch) can appreciate such a joke! LOL, Cat.

    Thank you,
    Han

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    1. LOL Han...you don't think the French would appreciate this joke? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Hi Cat, what a clever Irishman! Loved this, it is somehow absurd, but I wouldn't be surprised to see someone try to get money in such a way. Thank you for the giggles.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Nina...I agree, that Irishman is very clever. I would not be surprised if this giggle was based on an actual lawsuit...have unfortunately seen more ignorant ones. :(

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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