A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. After all these years he was still crazy about her. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
“I’d just like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms.
He had quite an adventure planned for her!
He took her to Six Flags theme park. He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a large chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, along with buttered popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s.
What a fabulous day he had given her!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed absolutely exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile on this face and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being six again?”
Her eyes slowly opened in realization...
“I meant my dress size, you idiot!”
He tried...she broke an important rule....with a man....be VERY specific...
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Got that right Abby! Oh and did you notice she said "...be six again" not "...be a six again" or "...be a size six again". ;)
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I knew it! Lol
ReplyDeleteBut what a great husband!!
I agree Minelle...a really great husband. ;)
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What a great husband and yet he gets in trouble. Poor guy.
ReplyDeleteI agree Sunny...a great husband who tried to give his wife exactly what she asked for. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
OMG that was great. I can see that happening to me lol
ReplyDeleteBob
LOL Bob...would suggest you ask questions and verify what she's asking for. ;)
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Cat,
ReplyDeleteI could see the ending coming all too quickly.
Meredith
LOL Mere...I'll get ya next time! ;)
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Oops!!!lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
LOL Jan...oops is right. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LoL Cat, oh dear. She probably won't be a size 6 after eating like that lol. Poor guy, he tried hard.
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Roz
I agree Roz...I'd probably gain a size even eating half of that! He really did try so very hard. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LoL, poor husband, poor wife. He tried so hard and she endured it all on her special day. I definitely agree with abby, be very specific with a man. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.
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Nina
You're very welcome Nina. Good example of how communication would have made their day better isn't it. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
That is so funny. The poor husband, he tried so hard too
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Blondie...poor hubby did try so hard didn't he. ;)
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Oh dear. We are actually going to Six Flags this summer and I'm not sure how I'm going to make it through the day. (maybe on the sidelines) :)
ReplyDeleteLOL ZBG...I'm not really into the rides so when we would take the kids, most of the time I stood on the sidelines with the drinks, bags, etc. There were a few rides I enjoyed but not many. Just make sure you wear very comfy shoes and whatever bag you carry will feel 2-3 times its weight by the end of the day. ;)
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