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Monday, May 11, 2015

New Apartment

After closing time at the bar, a  drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his  friends.

He led the way to his bedroom  where there was a big brass gong and a  mallet.

gong and mallet


"What's up with the big brass  gong?" one of his guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking  clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?"  asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the  drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend  asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk  replied.


He picked up the mallet, gave  the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped  back.



The three stood looking at one  another for a moment.



Suddenly a voice on the other  side of the wall screamed..."You  asshole!  It's three-fifteen in the  morning!"

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14 comments:

  1. abbyMay 11, 2015 at 8:49 PM

    I saw this one coming......maybe because i love the idea!
    hugs abby

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    1. CatMay 21, 2015 at 10:39 PM

      Happy you like the idea Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. AnonymousMay 11, 2015 at 10:49 PM

    LOL Cat you got me, I did not see that coming. Lisa

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    1. CatMay 21, 2015 at 10:39 PM

      Happy I gotcha Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. ronnieMay 12, 2015 at 3:08 AM

    Cat. You do make us laugh with what you find. Thanks for sharing.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatMay 21, 2015 at 10:41 PM

      You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. RozMay 12, 2015 at 3:35 AM

    LoL Cat, that was great, talking clock indeed. Awesome idea! lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatMay 21, 2015 at 10:42 PM

      Not sure I would want that particular clock...he might get violent. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Ami StarsongMay 12, 2015 at 7:56 AM

    I have heard this one before, but it never ceases to make me laugh. Thanks, Cat.

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. CatMay 21, 2015 at 10:44 PM

      LOL Ami...As many giggles as you receive, it doesn't surprise me that you have heard it.;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Aimless RamblingMay 12, 2015 at 8:12 AM

    Made us laugh, thanks.

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    1. CatMay 21, 2015 at 10:44 PM

      you're welcome Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. stay at home momMay 12, 2015 at 9:43 AM

    LoL, not sure if I knew it or not, but it made me laugh. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatMay 21, 2015 at 10:45 PM

      You're very welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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