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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Reset Password

I am sure you have had to change or reset a password…either for Windows or for your email or for Facebook or for Twitter or for Blogger or for…
 
So…does this sound familiar?  LOL
 

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER:
50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow


WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
 

STOP!  DO NOT THROW THAT COMPUTER!!!!

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  1. AnonymousOctober 7, 2014 at 9:17 PM

    LOL you read my mind Cat, I have wanted to throw my computer across the room. Thanks for the laugh, Lisa

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:04 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Lisa...and please...no flying computers. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. RogueOctober 7, 2014 at 9:46 PM

    Funny!! I want to be a computer... ;)

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:05 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Rogue...you want to be a computer do ya? Want people mad at and threatening you? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Dragon's RoseOctober 8, 2014 at 12:02 AM

    Giggles. That sounds like setting a password on a military computer. That is a funny memory. Yes, we had those things written down.

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:07 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Rose...this is what I go through with every time I have to change the password on my company computer. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. DanaOctober 8, 2014 at 1:45 AM

    It drives me bonkers setting up a password because every site has different requirements and half the time they don't tell you those requirements until you've tried a password that doesn't fit. It took me half an hour and a call to tech support to get the password set up on my school account. If I ever lose the notebook that I write all my passwords down in, I'm in trouble.

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:10 PM

      I know exactly what you're saying Dana...Must have a special character, must not have a special character, must have an upper case character, must have a number, must have...! I have a piece of software that stores all my passwords so if I ever forget the password to it, I'm hosed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. RozOctober 8, 2014 at 3:01 AM

    LoL Cat, yep, very familiar, drives me nuts every time! Especially as Dana said, when every site has different requirements! The wonders of modern technology lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:11 PM

      LOL Roz...technology is wonderful when it works and pure D sucks when it doesn't. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Han Jansz. van MeegerenOctober 8, 2014 at 5:09 AM

    A lot of my passwords are rude. I try to be a nice person, but if you would know my passwords, you would see the real me! The little paint of civilisation is crumbling fast with a password requirement.

    I just want it to recognize my voice or put my thumb on a plate. That's me!

    Han

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:14 PM

      LOL Han...rude passwords work for me. I don't want voice recognition...if you have a cold or a cough, it might not recognize you however, thumb scan would be nice. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. DelFonteOctober 8, 2014 at 7:23 AM

    As long as I don't forget the password to my password spreadsheet, I'm okay. Otherwise I'm screwed because I have soooo many.

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:15 PM

      I do know that feeling DF! I have a password software that stores all my passwords...if I forget the password to it, I'm pure D screwed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Aimless RamblingOctober 8, 2014 at 8:55 AM

    This is so very true. I get so frustrated. I once used f**k this as a password and believe it or not, it was okay.

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:16 PM

      LOL Sunny...way to go! I have been tempted several times. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. IrisheyOctober 8, 2014 at 11:30 AM

    Be thankful for the little things...
    Be thankful for the little things...
    Be thankful for my family...
    Be thankful for my friends...
    Be thankful for...

    I really didn't need a group Argh! to add to my list, funny or not! But, I am glad everyone chimed in on this and made me smile through it. Thanks, sweet (and oh so helpful! ;-) ), Cat!

    :-D Hugs!

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:17 PM

      I'm thankful for my friend Irishey and her oh so snarky remarks. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. IrisheyOctober 10, 2014 at 10:14 AM

      Snark. Sigh. Sorry to everyone. Things have been...very taxing. I had descended into a horrible mood without realizing just how bad it was until I read this. The password nightmare has been winding my clock for decades now $@!*^&$@! #&*/#!/*$!!! ahem... So, on top of things y'all probably wouldn't believe even if I posted video, my mind went sideways at this universal pet peeve. My (normally only) rapier wit had a sharper edge than usual when I threw humor at it in my comment. I did smile at all of you grumping about it, and I'm truly thankful for that and you. Just wanted to throw this out here, too, in case I keep coming across as too abrasively snarky.

      Ami, you're a riot! Lol! I have given my attitude some thought, and have decided laughing so hard I pee my pants is a much better response than blowing my top over THINGS THAT AGGRAVATE. Guess I better invest heavily in Depends stock. Sigh... ;-)

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    3. CatOctober 10, 2014 at 8:14 PM

      Oh Irishey...I am so sorry you are having such a rough time. I love your snarky remarks...they make me giggle. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help your investment in Depends pay off. :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Ami StarsongOctober 8, 2014 at 2:06 PM

    You lot have almost made me wet myself!

    I am going to hi-jack this and make it go global - it is the funniest thing you have ever written about, Cat!

    Dan thinks I am nuts because I am still shrieking my head off and clutching my stomach! He has gone to fetch me a glass of water!

    (I have just been through all this with stupid stupid stupid Outlook. It has made me change my password on the first of the month for the last three months!!!)

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:19 PM

      LOL Ami...hope you are okay now and haven't wet yourself! ;) Feel free to share it with anyone you want...let me know if you need me to send a copy by email for you to forward around. Sorry you are having such trouble with Outlook...it can be a stinker.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. ronnieOctober 8, 2014 at 2:58 PM

    Yes, very familiar and it gets me so frustrated.

    Far too many things you need passwords for.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatOctober 8, 2014 at 9:22 PM

      Got that right Ronnie...way too many passwords equals super frustrating!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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