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Friday, October 3, 2014

Little Johnny

Okay ladies and gentleman…little Johnny is at it again!

Little Johnny came home from school where he heard the word "b*tch."
He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds, "It means priest."

The next day little Johnny hears the word "sh*t", comes home and asks his dad what it means.
His dad answers, "It means food on the table."

At school, he hears the word "f*cking" and asks his mom what it means.
She responds, "It means getting ready."



The next day a priest came over for dinner and little Johnny opened the door and says, "Hey son of a b*tch. There's sh*t on the table and my parents are upstairs f*cking!"



Now…say these words out loud…
Whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked.
 
Try not so sound Irish!  LOL

14 comments:

  1. Honesty if the best policy, poor Johnny

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    1. You're right Blondie....Wonder what mom and dad will think when they come to greet the priest. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LOL Cat Poor little Johnny is always into some trouble isn't he. OMG, I am happy no one was around when I said that out loud! Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed little Johnny, Lisa. *snicker* did ya sound really Irish when you spoke out loud? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Love whale oil beef hooked. The brogue is in mind and I'm smiling.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny...did ya say it out loud? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Quite funny! Thinking about the brogue. Things always sound better with a brogue! *wink*

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle...of course you would think things always sound better with a brogue. *snicker*

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Just another reminder not to tell kids nonsense. You'll get nonsense back at a very unappropriate time.

    Han

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    1. LOL...You got that right Han! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. ROFLMAO, yep, should have been more honest. Poor Johnny, always in some trouble! LoL

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz...poor Johnny is getting blamed this time, it's actually mom and dad who are to blame! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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