Meet the Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to  meet, and have dinner with her  parents.


Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to  her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like  to go out and make love for the first time.


The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some  condoms.


He tells  the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
 
He  tells the boy every-thing there is to know about condoms and sex.
 
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. 
 
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and  all.



That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you  to meet my parents, come on  in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.


The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
 
 

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head  down.

10  minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.



Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the  boyfriend,"I had no idea you were this religious."



The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was THE pharmacist."