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Sunday, October 26, 2014

Finally Together!

Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
 
 
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident.


12 years later Judy again, remarried, and this time, she and John had 5 more children.


Judy finally died, after having produced 25 children.
 

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."
 

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

ethel and margaret
 

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
 

Margaret replied:..
 


"I think he means her legs, Ethel..."


18 comments:

  1. OMG! ROFLMAO! I did NOT see that one coming! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. Gotcha Lisa! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LOL......just when think you have heard them all....LOL.....
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Cat,
    I can always count on my eveing smile from your blog post.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy to oblige Mere. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. LOL, Thanks for the laugh Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're very welcome Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LoL, have to ssy, I wondered who the preacher was referring to as well! LoL. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Hi cat, thanks for the giggle Cat, hope you have a good week
    love Jan,xx

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    1. You're welcome Jan...happy you enjoyed it. Wishing you a good week also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Oh you! I never saw that coming! I wonder if her uterus stayed put!

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    1. Gotcha Minelle!!!! Hmmm...I haven't got a clue. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. I think Margaret is wrong, she always wanted a big family LOL. We're not used to big number of kids these days are we. OK, 25 is maybe overdone, but to be part of a large family doesn't sound bad to me.

    Thanks,

    Han

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    1. LOL Han...I think 25 is a bit overdone. I grew up in a neighborhood with families that had lots of kids...ranging from 3 to 9 kids in each family. Since we were all so close, it was like growing up in a large family...with multiple parents! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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