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Sunday, October 12, 2014

Test for Dementia

It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test…some of you may have previously taken the following test but it needs to be taken yearly.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
 
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
 
1. What do you put in a toaster?









Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?










Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.
 
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?










Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
 
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines! Fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?









Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.
 
OK…PAY ATTENTION NOW…
 
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?










Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name?
It was YOU!!
 
Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
 
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
 
We do NOT stop playing because we grow old;
We grow OLD because we stop playing!!!

18 comments:

  1. Cat,
    As many times as I have read and taken this test, I still love it.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Mere...did you pass? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. I'm giving up tonight! Tomorrow I'll come back and finish! Too much thinking!

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    1. Hmmm...Minelle...did you come back and not tell us how you scored? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Guess I'm about half demented. LOL Thanks for letting me know, Lisa

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    1. Oh you're very welcome Lisa...half demented is better than full demented isn't it? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. LoL Cat, this was fun, thank you for sharing. Guess I must be half demented too lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you had fun Roz and half demented is better than full demented! LOL

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Hi Cat, we failed a couple! :(
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...failing 2 isn't bad...that's less than half. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. I am old and I did pretty good, I missed the last one because I was so buy adding and subtracting in my head as I went alone. BTW -25 :-)

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    1. LOL Sunny...you are NOT old! You got a better score than many. Oops...typo!...it's 26. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. I'm not young and I did pretty bad, yelled green bricks, and milk. Dementia is not in the family though.. Maybe it will start with me!

    Help,

    Han

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    1. LOL Han...you just got in a hurry...and ya still got over half correct. If you had stopped and thought, you would have gotten them all correct. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Arrrgggg!!!! I failed, I must be going down the gurgler fast. Either that or I got suckered in by another funny, delightful post

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    1. *snicker* I prefer to think you got suckered. Don't believe you are going down the gurlger fast or slow. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. She takes a bow. ;-)
    I love this stuff, and I need more of these to keep my mind off the nonsense!

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  10. I take it you did well on the test Irishey? ;)

    If you need to take you mind off things, you can always click on the labels to the right for giggles-n-grins or just go back to the beginning of my blog and read some of the very first giggles.

    Sending lots of positive energy your way.

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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