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Monday, December 18, 2017

Tough Old Cowboys

Here’s an oldie I've shared before but when I received it from Meredith's Jack, I just had to share it again! Enjoy!!!

Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales.
 

Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
 

Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing! I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."
 

Old Red River Bill, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.

14 comments:

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    1. I agree, Abby. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh my, I wasn't expecting that! LoL. Yep, he wins. Thank you for the giggle Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Gotcha, Roz! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. HAHAH totally unexpected. I've never heard this one, so thanks for posting it again!

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    1. Happy to know it was new to you, Fondles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Hahahahaha Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Talk about chestnuts roasting on an open fire!

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    1. HAHAHAHAHA Good one, Hands63! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Didn't see that one coming. Ouch!!!

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    1. Gotcha, Blondie! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. OH, WHAT A GOOD ONE! I laughed right out loud. Must save this one for Sam.

    And that wraps up another episode of the Cat and Jack Show.
    Says Ella

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    1. Hope Sam enjoys it as much as you do, Ella. And yes, so ends this episode of the Cat and Jack Show. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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