Drinking Buddies

Hey y'all...Sorry I haven't been around much the last few weeks...the weeks leading up to Christmas were a bit rough but we made it.  Had a lovely and quiet Christmas day. Everyone enjoyed visiting and all the goodies. Then the son of my heart, his girlfriend and his mother came Tuesday evening to celebrate and he was so happy that I had made his favorite goodies...Christmas Crack and Chex Mix.  Hope all y'all had a wonderful Christmas celebration and will try to get back to visiting as soon as I can.

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Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Darwin, Australia.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.


Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”

Pete says, “Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?”


So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.


The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.  In  fact he feels GREAT!  NO hangover!  NO bad side effects.  Nothing!

Then the phone rings.  It's Pete.


Pete says, Hey, how do you feel this morning?”

Dave says, “I feel great, how about you?”

Pete says, “I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?”

Dave says, “No that jet fuel is great stuff…no hangover, nothing. We  ought to do this more often.”

Pete says, “Yeah, well there's just one thing.”

Dave says, “What's that?”

Pete says, “Have you farted yet?”

Dave says, “No.”


Pete says, “Well, DON’T…'cause I'm in New Zealand!”


I do believe I’ll pass on drinking jet fuel. 🙄