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Friday, December 29, 2017

Drinking Buddies

Hey y'all...Sorry I haven't been around much the last few weeks...the weeks leading up to Christmas were a bit rough but we made it.  Had a lovely and quiet Christmas day. Everyone enjoyed visiting and all the goodies. Then the son of my heart, his girlfriend and his mother came Tuesday evening to celebrate and he was so happy that I had made his favorite goodies...Christmas Crack and Chex Mix.  Hope all y'all had a wonderful Christmas celebration and will try to get back to visiting as soon as I can.
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Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Darwin, Australia.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.


Dave said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!”

Pete says, “Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?”


So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.


The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.  In  fact he feels GREAT!  NO hangover!  NO bad side effects.  Nothing!

Then the phone rings.  It's Pete.


Pete says, Hey, how do you feel this morning?”

Dave says, “I feel great, how about you?”

Pete says, “I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?”

Dave says, “No that jet fuel is great stuff…no hangover, nothing. We  ought to do this more often.”

Pete says, “Yeah, well there's just one thing.”

Dave says, “What's that?”

Pete says, “Have you farted yet?”

Dave says, “No.”


Pete says, “Well, DON’T…'cause I'm in New Zealand!”


I do believe I’ll pass on drinking jet fuel. 🙄

12 comments:

  1. LOL that was hilarious. have a happy new year and glad you survived the Christmas rush!!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle, Fondles. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Ha ha, love it! Glad you survived the lead up to Christmas and had a lovely day with the family Cat. Wishing you all a very Happy New Year full of health, love and joy.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz and thank you for the lovely wishes.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Hi Cat, veyr funny! Hope you have a good new year, and an easier time of it through the year to come.
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle, Jan. Thank you for the lively wishes.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Hahaha...have you seen the price of jet fuel, Sonny? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. So good to hear from you, Cat. I am wishing you a year of good health and love. Thank you for another year of smiles, dear girl.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Thank you for the lovely wishes, Ella. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Cat, thanks for the laugh. Wishing you a wonderful year full of good health and happiness.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. Thank you for the lovely wishes.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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