Wisdom Comes With Age

Another fun giggle from Meredith's Jack.  Enjoy!

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A mother decided one Christmas that she wasn’t going to remind her kids any longer of their need to write thank-you notes.

The result of this was that Granddad never received any thank you’s for the very generous cheques he’d written to the kids.

However, the following year, things were different.

“All the kids came over personally to thank me” said Granddad, in a triumphant manner.

“That’s great,” said his daughter, “why do you think they decided to change their behaviour?”

“Well, that’s easy,” declared Granddad, “this year I didn’t sign the cheques...”

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An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.

“I am afraid it’s just old age,” replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.”

“That can’t be,” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing .”

“How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor.

“Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”