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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Life Is Like That...

Hope you enjoy this giggle from Meredith's Jack.

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.


“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed  them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached  the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground and yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'”


St. Peter was very impressed, “When did this happen?”


“Just a few minutes ago!”


I know…🙄

18 comments:

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    1. Gotcha, Fondles! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh no, wasn't expecting that either, though perhaps should have lol. Thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Gotcha also, Roz! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oops! Well that will surely get him let in,lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. It surely did, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Took me a minute...it is early in the day. hugs abby

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    1. As long as you got it, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Loved this one, Cat. If laughter is the best medicine, you and Jack can have me as a patient any day.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it and thank you for the lovely compliment, Ella.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Wasn't expecting that. Thanks for the laugh. Thanks, both.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Gotcha also, Ronnie! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Took me a second to catch the joke. Lol

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    1. A minute to catch on ain't bad, Blondie. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. 😊 Good one Cat, you are on a real roll, I'm happy I had the time to read back some.. 😊

    peace on earth
    1ManView

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, 1MV and that you had time to read a few.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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