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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Childbirth

I shared a very similar giggle several years ago but when Meredith's Jack sent this one, I decided it had been long enough to share again. Winking smile  



With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
 

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
 


Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.
 


After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
 


Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
 

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.
 

'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'

8 comments:

  1. Do I laugh or feel sorry for her? I laugh wins... 😍

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. Won here also, 1MV. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat,I remember this one. There's a reason for the biological clock lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Oh yes, Roz...definitely a reason for the biological clock. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Lol! I love that. I cannot say I ever misplaced a child, but there are days I'd like to "misplace" one or two! Lol!
    --Baker

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    1. Hahaha...I can understand that...didn't have as many as you and there were still times I wanted to misplace them. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh dear, made me smile though.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy to make you smile, Ronnie. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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