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Sunday, May 21, 2017

Rye Bread

Meredith’s Jack is going to kick off the week for us…
 
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.
 
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
 
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
 
 
So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
 
He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"
 
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
 
He said, "Yes, I want 5 loaves."
 
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard!"
 
 
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

10 comments:

  1. Oh dear, he's in for a disappointment! Thanks, Cat and Jack.
    Rosie xx

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    1. I do believe you're right, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh my, he's definitely in for a big disappointment lol. Talk about speaking at cross purposes. Thanks Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Oh yes, Roz...BIG disappointment. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LOL good one... Thanks Jack and Cat

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. You're welcome, 1MV...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Made me smile. Thanks Cat and Jack.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy to help you smile, Ronnie. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Rye bread, huh. I like rye bread - better switch.

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    1. Hahaha...feed it to Ray, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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