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Sunday, May 14, 2017

A Flying Priest and A Clever Priest

Here’s another good giggle from Meredith's Jack...

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down.  You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.  So what else would you like to be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"
"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Maine."

I do believe St. Peter has been hanging around heaven too long.  LOL


  1. Oh dear lol. One must be clear in their request lol. Thank you Jack and Cat :)


    1. Oh yes, Roz...must definitely be clear in your requests. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ella. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat


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