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Thursday, May 18, 2017

Buy That Cat…

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. 

He notices that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars. 

The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale. 


The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat." 

And the owner says "Sold." And he hands over the cat. 


The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish.". 

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."

10 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, cunning shop owner lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Oh yes, Roz...very cunning. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I love the way that guy thinks!
    --Baker

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    1. So do I, Baker. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. A funny cat story from my favorite Cat!

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Thanks Ella...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lilli. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. I agree, Rosie. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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