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Thursday, May 4, 2017

Worst Age

Another giggle from Meredith's Jack,…

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."


"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"


"Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

 
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30am."



Exasperated, the 60-year old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00am and crap every morning at 6:30am.

So what's so bad about being 80?"

 
"I don't wake up until 7:00am."

16 comments:

  1. Cat,
    Now that hopefully is just a joke and there is no truth in any of it.
    Meredith

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    1. LOL Mere...you'll have to ask your husband as he's the one that sent it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Ummmm....did not see that one coming, not sure if that is a good thing or not.
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...I didn't see it coming either. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh my,didn't see that coming LoL. Thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...oh and I didn't either. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh no if that's what old age is going to be like, I don't want to grow that old. EEKKK! Thanks for sharing Cat and Jack
    Lindy xx

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    1. LOL Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Okay, that one got me giggling.
    --Baker

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    1. Happy to get you giggling, Baker.;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That's one way of putting it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oh, no, that's terrible! Made me chuckle though.
    Rosie xx

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    1. Hahaha...a laughing groaner, Rosie? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. I've heard this one before...thanks for the smile :-)

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    1. Think you're the first that previously heard this, Terps.;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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