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Thursday, September 10, 2015

The Farmer and His Guests

Three friends, a Rabbi,  a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. 

 The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening in their memory."  
With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. 

Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door.  There stood the Rabbi from the barn.
"What's wrong?" asked the farmer.  
He replied, "I am grateful to you, good sir, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
 
pig 
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him.  But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door.  
"What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks.  
The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred.  I can't sleep on holy ground!"

cow
 
Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change.  He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.
 

Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door. 
 

 Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood... 
 

The pig and the cow.

14 comments:

  1. Cat,
    I am sending this link to my lawyer friends. Thanks,
    Meredith

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    1. Hope your lawyer friends enjoy it Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh my......very funny..
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LoL Cat, too funny. Thanks for the giggle. Hope you have a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh Cat, funny. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Poor pig and poor cow! Thank you for the giggle, Cat. Hope you are having an awesome time with your grands.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. LOL Nina...yup...poor pig and cow have to deal with the lawyer. ;) Happy you enjoyed it.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. And now you know Minelle! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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