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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Who Should Make the Coffee?

 
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."



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26 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2013 at 9:10 PM

    Priceless! LOL

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  2. Aimless RamblingMarch 19, 2013 at 9:11 PM

    Very cute. LOL

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  3. bob March 19, 2013 at 9:18 PM

    I should have seen it coming. Hanging my head low trying not to laugh to loud

    Bob

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  4. RozMarch 20, 2013 at 3:48 AM

    Very good LoL. I think the wife wins that argument!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. CatMarch 20, 2013 at 10:04 PM

      I do believe she does Roz! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. ronnieMarch 20, 2013 at 5:24 AM

    Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatMarch 20, 2013 at 10:05 PM

      You're very welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. AnonymousMarch 20, 2013 at 9:56 AM

    LOL too funny

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  7. an English RoseMarch 20, 2013 at 10:18 AM

    Very funny, I am going to tell hubby in the morning :)
    love,
    Jan.xx

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    1. CatMarch 20, 2013 at 10:06 PM

      LOL Jan...would love to see his face when you do! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  8. AnonymousMarch 20, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    Clever woman, who can argue with the bible? I may try that one myself! :)

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    1. CatMarch 20, 2013 at 10:07 PM

      LOL Queenie...let me know how that turns out for you! ;)

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  9. StormMarch 20, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Lol. Totally awesome.

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  10. Minielle LabraunMarch 20, 2013 at 2:56 PM

    We both laughed!!

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    1. CatMarch 20, 2013 at 10:08 PM

      Happy you and your Scotsman both enjoyed it Minelle! ;)

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  11. UnknownMarch 20, 2013 at 3:28 PM

    Too funny. Thanks

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    1. CatMarch 20, 2013 at 10:08 PM

      You're very welcome Ellie...happy you enjoyed it! ;)

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  12. Ami StarsongMarch 20, 2013 at 3:31 PM

    Are you trying to be funny talking about coffee when I have an aching head?!

    I so hope it was Lazy Sunday coffee!

    Hugs,

    Ami

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    1. CatMarch 20, 2013 at 10:11 PM

      ROFLMBO Ami...and who's fault is it that you have an aching head? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  13. SusieMarch 21, 2013 at 5:53 AM

    LOL...have heard that one and while I do all the cooking, mine does make the coffee!

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