My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed well-dressed woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'
Don’t know if this is actually true or just one of those emails that float around cyberspace but it was just too funny not to post!
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I can even hear the snarky change of tone, lol.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine sent this to me with the subject "The Gay Flight - DO NOT open until I call you". When he called, he put me on speaker and he and his partner acted out the parts of Queen and Princess. Wish I had thought to record them. They were so funny.
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I can just see this whole scene and I am lmao. Love the new look.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Sunny. Thanks, I had been thinking about changing but was forced to - will post about that in a day or two.
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Sweet! Q put P right in her place! Lol!
ReplyDeleteSure did Irishey and it was perfect! LOL
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I have a gay friend who used to be a flight attendant...although I'm sure he'd never say even the beginning part of this post-- but he's going to love this.
ReplyDeleteIt was a gay friend who sent it to me Willie and his partner used to be a flight attendant. See what happened in my response to June above.
DeleteHope your friend enjoys this.
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LOL! I know some guys would do just that.
ReplyDeleteSo do I TL - and they are so funny. Glad you enjoyed.
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I think this is hilarious. My friend and his partner would probably laugh their a**es off.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Minelle. Since it was a gay friend that sent it to me, I'll bet your friend and his partner would love it. :D
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