My warped and raunchy humor is about to explode on the page.
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OMG! I love those! I really love the penis bed! LOL
ReplyDeleteIf I could find where to get one, I'd put it in my guest room and you could come stay in it! Of course, you can always tell Jim that this is the only thing you want for Christmas. ROFLMAO
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Ack! Rotflmbo!! So glad I wasn't drinking my coffee as I read this post! I've became very cautious about bringing beverages to your parties, Cat! Lol!
ReplyDeleteIrishey
LOL - you can bring beverages - just don't choke on them or snort them or spill 'em on the keyboard. :D
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Penis envy in the nth degree.
ReplyDeleteYup, can see that Sunny but then they could use the carvings for inspiration. LOL
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Okay, so not judgin' here, but the first one, looks like a GUY is driving the car.
ReplyDeleteAs for the bed, how on earth could a man perform under that kind of pressure? Not just the posts, but the headboard too! AND where do you find handcuffs that fit around those bed posts?
I've actually used one of those cups...well not USED one, but my niece had one at her stag n doe. It began to leak, so it was Auntie to the rescue to fix it! A leaky penis cup is actually funnier than a functioning one.
Hey Willie - could be a guy driving the car - maybe he likes holding on. ;)
DeleteHe could always use the carvings as inspiration? Hmmm - handcuffs? Just what have you been up to? Guess you'd just have to improvise and make some.
Right Willie - that's your story and you're stickin' to it!
Blessings,
Cat
Willie...handcuffs? Where is Barney, anyway?
DeleteLillie - Willie has some splainin to do - think she's been keeping secrets from us! ;)
Deletetorally HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeletetotally i mean.. sheesh
DeleteGot so excited ya couldn't type eh Fondles?! LOL
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
I must have a warped and raunchy sense of humour too, because I love these - especially the bed! Lol
ReplyDeleteSo happy to hear I am in such great company Roz! I really want that bed. :)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
OMG funny! I cannot remember where, but I recently saw some very colorful penis candles!
ReplyDeleteAck! Penis candles? Wouldn't THAT have every guy in the room cringing when you lit them !
DeleteLOL Minelle - Am going to have to look for those! Glad you enjoyed these.
DeleteWillie - Sure could Willie but just think - someone is over that annoys you so you just casually go over and start lighting candles with an evil little grin on your face. :D
Blessings,
Cat
Having been an admirer all my adult life, I loved your salute to the penis, Cat!
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine being so swept away that it became that muse for the carvings on that bed......but then, the phallus is indeed an inspiring appendage.
Thank you, my dear for the ROFLMAO moment and for the visions of little penises that will dance through my head all day. :D
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lillie
You have me ROFLMBO with the idea of little penises dancing through your head all day! Thank you for the laugh Lillie. :D
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
ROFLMBahonkissO!
ReplyDeleteThe bed actually brought me to a stand still for a moment. Awe from the workmanship and well incredulous that someone actually used it!
Thanks for the laughs Cat!
Bahonkiss BB? Oh love that word! It is a beautiful piece of work. I would love to put that in my guest room and then watch peoples faces when I show them to the room. ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Hmmm, not offended. Got a great laugh, Cat!! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteLOL Rogue - nah didn't think I would offend you. ;) Happy you had a great laugh!
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Thought I was going to fall off the stool laughing so hard. I loved this. And makes me kind of wish I owned a car with a stick shift again. Oh, well, instead I'll just have to.....
ReplyDeleteLOL Jacquie! Keep your seat do you don't go hurting yourself. :) Since your car doesn't have a stick, yup, guess you'll just have to... ;)
DeleteThanks for stopping by.
Blessings,
Cat
O_o you know, it takes great big brass one to drink outta that cup! And the bed - ummmmm, what decorating style is that exactly?
ReplyDeleteLOL June you are too cute. Not sure about the decorating style of the bed, but sure would like to have one. ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Ha! I'd have nightmares in that bed.
ReplyDeleteIt does give new meaning to the phrase "stick shift."
LOL Susie - just think of all the creative ideas that are carved into that bed. I will never hear 'stick shift' again without this pic popping into my head. :)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat