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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Thanksgiving Resourcefulness

 
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and said, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
 

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. 

 
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.  "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.


"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this!"


She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced.  Don't do a single thing until I get there.  I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow."

"Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
 

"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way"

 
"What are we going to do for Christmas?"




Sometimes parents just have to be a bit devious innovative in their thinking. LOL



20 comments:

  1. Genius! Too funny Cat. Thanks for the laugh.

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  2. Bwhahahha! That was great :D I needed that laugh tonight...thanks :)

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  3. ROFL Ian loved it too.

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  4. Great! You always find us a good chuckle!

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  5. That's too funny, Cat, lol :) No water this time, but a pretzel :-P

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    1. Dang June! Ward will not forgive me or quit looking for me if you choked while visiting here! So, new rule - no eating or drinking when you come to visit! :)

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  6. ROFL. That is too too funny Ca. Love it. Thanks

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  7. LOL....... Does it work to try it the other way around? Id really like to be in Orlando for Christmas with the FIL. hmmmmm.........

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    1. LOL Callie - not sure it works that way. You might me able to get them to come to you but not sure about bringing you to FL. Let me know if it works. ;)

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  8. This is priceless, I love it. Thanks for the laugh Cat:)

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  9. We both LOL'd at this one last night! Thanks for the giggle Cat.

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    1. You're welcom Susie - Happy you both enjoyed it. :)

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