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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Can You Cry Under Water?



Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...

But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?

Where's that extra penny going?



How important does a person have to be

Before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



Once you're in heaven,

Do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured ham actually have?



How is it that we put man on the moon

Before we figured out it would be

A good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"

When babies wake up like every two hours?



If a deaf person has to go to court,

Is it still called a hearing?



Why are you IN a movie,

But you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then

Put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?



Why do toasters always have a setting

That burns the toast to a horrible crisp,

Which no decent human being would eat?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,

Why is there a stupid song about him?



Can a hearse carrying a corpse

Drive in the carpool lane?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,

Why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why does Goofy stand erect

While Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!



If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,

Why didn't he just buy dinner?



If corn oil is made from corn, and

Vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

What is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons,

Does morality come from morons?



Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Why did you just try singing the two songs above?



Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,

But call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,

But when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



I'm sure I will receive some very creative answers! :D

16 comments:

  1. I can honestly say that I slept like a baby (as in a real, gets up every couple of hours, baby) last night...and so did my baby;) Thanks for making me smile between my yawns!

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    1. Good one Tess.

      Here's hoping your baby sleeps like a teenager. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. These are all important questions, cat! I have wondered about one or two of these things myself.....the assassination/murder one and the coyote buying his food.....that one has been discussed around our kitchen table at some length.
    Thanks for the chuckles.....Ian loved them, as things like that he will be smiling about all day. :)

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    1. Just some of the strange questions in life Lillie. :)

      I actually thought of you and Ian as I hit publish last night wondering if you were going to growl at me since you have described Ian's love of facts. LOL

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. Ah....some of life's biggest mysteries there, Cat! There are a few more I've often wondered about....

    If Fed-Ex and UPS merged, would they call it FED UP?

    If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called bullsh**?

    Why get even when you can get odd?

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    1. Oh these are really good CG! Thanks so much.

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. Oh yes, quite humorous. I do not think I slept like a baby until my kids were maybe.......10!
    Baby oil!

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  5. Since an orange is called an orange why isn't a lemon called a yellow.

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    1. Hmmmm BB - good addition!

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. Fun questions, Cat. Just making my way over here to see these. Hope you had a good day.

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    1. Thanks SNP. It was a long day, let's leave it at that. ;)

      Thanks for stopping by,
      Cat

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  7. Lol! I've seen these before, but it's been eons! It's cool they're still being passed around...like knock-knock jokes. ;-)

    Irishey

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    1. They're fun aren't they Irishey. :)

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  8. These were funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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    1. Hi Christina - glad you enjoyed them. Come back for a giggle anytime. :)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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