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Tuesday, May 2, 2017

The Taxidermist

Another awesome giggle from Meredith's Jack…
 
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

 
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."


 
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."


 
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive taxis. I mount animals."


 
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"  Rolling on the floor laughing



11 comments:

  1. Oh,,,it is all in your chose of words...funny! hugs abby

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    1. It sure is, Abby! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      ugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. You are on a roll Cat...😄

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. Thanks 1MV...can't take all the credit...Jack keeps sharing. Happy you are enjoying the giggles. ;)

      ugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh my, what Abby said lol. Too funny, thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed. :)

      ugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Jack strikes again - thanks for the laugh.

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    1. He sure did, Sunny...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      ugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Lucky choice of words there!
    Rosie xx

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    1. Hahaha...if you mean his choice made him lucky and kept him from getting his butt kicked, I do believe you're on to something. ;)

      ugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Hey all...just noticed that when I was your comments here that my capital H was not coming through...was answering comments from my phone so who knows what the problem was. Have now booted up computer and answered the rest.

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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