Adult Content Warning

You have entered a site intended for ADULTS ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, or if it is illegal to view such material in your community, please exit this site immediately. This site contains mature content including but not limited to; articles, discussions, pictures and other materials that some people may find offensive. If such materials offend you, please exit this site immediately.

Monday, May 1, 2017

River Crossing

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.


The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river."

*Poof!*

God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.



Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river."

*Poof!*

God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.



The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools...And the intelligence... To cross this river."

*Poof!*

God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

12 comments:

  1. Love this one, as I am pretty sure every female will...hugs abby

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Abby and I agree...think all my female readers will also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete
  2. Replies
    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Baker. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete
  3. Replies
    1. So happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete
  4. LoL Cat, love it. So this one didn't come from Jack? lol

    Hugs
    Roz

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz and no, this did not come from Jack. LOL

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete
  5. Replies
    1. Hahaha Daisy...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete
  6. Good one Cat. Made me smile. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Happy to give you a smile, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

      Delete

Thanks for stopping by. Respectful comments are always welcome.