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Sunday, April 30, 2017
Nurses aren’t supposed to Laugh
The nurse was told that there was a man waiting to be seen in exam room #3.
Entering the room, the man waiting there immediately said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the man said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," the man replied.
Things went downhill from there.