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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Where is the Polish Sausage?

Another giggle from Meredith's Jack

Oldie, but still funny…

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.


A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
 

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
 

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
 
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
 

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
 

Don’t look at me…Jack sent it. Winking smile  Oh and for those of you across the pond…substittute “Irish” for “Polish”.

12 comments:

  1. Cat,
    A good one, Cat. So funny!
    Meredith and Jack

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Mere. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Yes Cat, a good giggle...😊

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, 1MV. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Thanks for the giggle Cat and Jack

    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're welcome, Lindy...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Another goodie lol, thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Tee, hee, hee. Thanks Cat and Jack

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    1. You're welcome, Sunny...happy to give you a giggle. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Good one. Thanks Jack and Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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