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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Ted’s Barbecue

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."


With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.


"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband.


Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

14 comments:

  1. Cat,
    This is a good one and Jack was not involved at all.
    Meredith

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    1. LOL Mere...you sound so surprised. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Hi Cat, oh good for her,lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. She did get him didn't she, Jan. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, great come back, he totally deserved it lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Yes he surely did, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Abby. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Ha! I thought the same thing. There is a tone to this one that made it sound like Jack was involved!

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...Jack is gaining quite a reputation around here, isn't he. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. They sure are, Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Cat, that was a real good one... πŸ˜†

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, 1MV. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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