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Sunday, April 30, 2017

Nurses aren’t supposed to Laugh

Another good giggle from Meredith's Jack…
 
The nurse was told that there was a man waiting to be seen in exam room #3.
 
Entering the room, the man waiting there immediately said, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh."
 
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse.  In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
 

"Okay then," the man said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. 

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing.  

 
A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.  "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.  Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

 
"It's swollen," the man replied.

 
Things went downhill from there.  Open-mouthed smile

16 comments:

  1. lmao...๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜„

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, 1MV. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. OMG, that was so funny...and now I feel really sorry for the poor guy. Thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz and yes, I feel sorry for him also. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. OMG that's hilarious. Poor guy!
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Feel sorry for the guy, but did giggle...hugs abby

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    1. That was my response also, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Either that or choke to death trying not to, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Hahaha Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Poor man! The only thing that made me giggle on this post was the AAA battery.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. I do feel sorry for him, Ella but it is funny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. "It's swollen" AHAHAHAHAHA! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Daisy. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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