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Monday, August 10, 2015

Money Back Guarantee

Here’s another joke courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong.

An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside:

'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh... this is kerosene."
Indian: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Indian: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Indian: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Indian: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Indians!!

14 comments:

  1. LoL Ami and Cat. I think the Indian doc is onto a good racket.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Not sure I'd call it a racket Roz...he's just not going to let the shyster lawyer take him. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. I'm laughing here. I like the Indian Doc's racket.

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    1. As I told Roz...not sure it's actually a racket but it is funny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Julia. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Hi Cat, I like the Indian Doc, clever man, and he deserves every dollar. Thank you for the giggles.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina and I agree...the lawyer was trying to cheat him. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Sometimes, I am beginning to think that visiting your blog is like pouring myself another cup of coffee. I like to come visit and start my day with a smile.

    Hugs,
    Ella

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    1. Thank you for the lovely compliment Ella...so happy you enjoy visiting. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Thank you for the laugh Cat and Ami. Made my day. :-)
    Lindy x

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    1. You're welcome Lindy...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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