New Baby

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 95 year old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.


  'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'


 
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.



After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.


Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.


'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.

'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'