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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Gentle Thoughts

Birds of a feather flock together
and then crap on your car.



A penny saved is a
government oversight.



The real art of conversation
is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.



The older you get,
the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat
have gotten to be really good friends.



The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.



He who hesitates is probably right.


Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.



If you think there is good in everybody,
you haven't met everybody.



If you can smile when things go wrong,
you have someone in mind to blame.



The sole purpose of a child's middle name
is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.



There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking
how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.



Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells
'Theirs...'


Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and
start bragging about it.



The older we get,
the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.



Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.



When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth,
think of Algebra.



You know you are getting old when everything either
dries up or leaks.



One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.



Oh Lord,
please keep your arm around my shoulder
and your hand over my mouth . . .
AMEN!

16 comments:

  1. Very, very nice....and comforting in a way...LOL. I have to say, as i get older, and i am at an i used to think of as 'very old'.....much of life is calmer, more appreciated, and fulled with wonderful new experiences.
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby. I agree...life is much calmer now and I think what I have gone through in life helps me be more appreciative of new experiences.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, love them all. Hard to pick a favourite.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Roz...they are each a favorite in their own way but I do believe the last one fits me super well! LOL

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Cat,
    These sayings all brought a smile to my face.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy to bring a smile or two to you Mere! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Hi Cat, these are quite comforting! I must be getting old :(
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...each and every one of us is getting older...I think you are just getting more comfortable in your skin. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Oh Lord,
    please keep your arm around my shoulder
    and your hand over my mouth . . .

    It is so applicable to me.. Where do you get them Cat? I love it.

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    1. LOL Han...that one really describes me also! Some I find online, some I receive in newsletters and some friends send to me. So happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Blondie! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. I know have three cheese graters (in the RV no less) and I love the reason it's so difficult to lose weight. Because if my case, they are very good friends.


    These are all terrific, but I remember those two and there you have it.

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    1. LOL Sunny...I can honestly understand how you could lose something in the RV. ;) Yup, my body and fat are best buddies. ;) Happy you enjoyed...btw, don't have to remember...can always just come back and visit. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Funny, mostly true, and strangely appropriate for the week I'm having.

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    1. LOL Meg...hope you enjoyed these. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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