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Saturday, August 16, 2014

Escaped Prisoner

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Now...back to regularly scheduled programming...

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.


He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.


While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

 "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."



To which his wife responds:

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" 


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16 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Mere. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Minelle. ;)

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      Cat

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  3. Oops alight lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Oh my......started off my day with a chuckle..
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy to help you start off your day with a giggle Abby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. OMG, I just got up off the floor. Thanks

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    1. LOL Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Han...sorry. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. LOLOL!! WOW, Cat T! :) Many hugs,

    <3 Katie T

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Katie T. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Cat I did not see that coming! Made me LOL! thanks,

    Hugs,
    George

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    1. Gotcha George! LOL Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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