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Thursday, August 7, 2014

Bored Ladies








I received the following giggle from our sweet Ami over at Ami's Star Song.   Hope you enjoy!



 
 
 
 
 
 

Two little old ladies, Doreen & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
 
 






The short one, Doreen, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For £10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'




'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a £10.00 note.





So Doreen slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower show.







Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.







Finally, the smiling Doreen came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.







‘What happened?' asked Evelyn.







'I won £1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement.. !'






18 comments:

  1. LOL Cat, it took me a minute to figure out you meant Doreen won because of her body! You tricked me with the dried arrangement picture!!!! Lisa

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    1. LOL Lisa...Gotcha! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. The images in my head! And then.... The dried flowers!!

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    1. LOL Minelle! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. You're welcome Irishey! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Hi Cat (and Ami), I can just imagine it, I have been to lots of those flower shows with my gran in the past, that would have been so entertaining!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...just remember this if you go to another flower show. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LOL....thanks to you both.
    hugs abby

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    1. You're welcome Abby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. LOL. Thank you both.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. That's a hoot, thanks Cat and Ami

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    1. You're welcome Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. cute...thanks for the smile Cat and Ami! Hugs

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    1. You're welcome Terps...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. Cat and Ami, :) Thanks for the afternoon laugh! Very cute story. Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. You're welcome Katie T...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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