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Friday, August 22, 2014

How to Make...

Received the following in an email…had me ROFLMBO before I even got half way through it!  Hope you enjoy!!!!

 

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:


1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Messages or texts)
5. Don't ask him where he’s going, been or who he’s been with.


So what's so hard about that?

 

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but...
To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

Anything I missed?  LOL

24 comments:

  1. Cat,
    This one is worthy of a blog post or two!
    I am thinking about the right angle as I do not want to get in trouble with Jack! However, I am laughing.
    Meredith

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    1. LOL Mere...go for it! Just make sure you stay out of trouble. And if you don't, it's not my fault! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Abby...good one. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. I think we need to add to his list. Nurse maid, cook, house keeper, and the list just keeps going.

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    1. I do believe you're right Rose. Thinking it was probably a man who wrote both of these. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Deep in my closet there are three presents all wrapped up very nice. One present under 10 euro, one about 25 and one about 50 euros. Now when I have forgotten something important to her, our anniversary for instance and she gives me her present with those eyes: I thought about it and got you a present, but I don't think you have something for me! i smile walk into that closet and say: You didn't think I would forget, now did you dear?

    It saved my life once already.
    So true all this. Is there a better way of waking up on a rainy Saturday morning. No Han., there is not. Well, actually I know one, but lets keep this civelized shall we?


    Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day. I've got a beautiful feeling everthings going my way.
    Thank you Cat, wanna marry me in your next life?

    Han

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    1. Brilliant idea Han...just remember to replenish the gift after you have given it to her! Oh yes, I can think of a few lovely ways to wake up on a rainy Saturday morning...but got to keep it respectable.

      Ask me in my next life Han...you might already be taken then. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle...and yes, you do need spanking added to your list! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. I think you have about covered everything. lol

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    1. LOL Sunny...at least to keep a woman happy. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. LOL, So true...so true!!!

    Hugs,
    George

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    1. Happy you enjoyed George. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Hi Cat, so true, maybe on my list would be spank her!
    love jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...that seems to be on a few lists. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. I don't think there's a man in the world that can live up to all that, haha! I like to think my list is pretty short, though if my husband says it's long, I'll show him this and his eyes will pop out of his head.

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    1. LOL Autumn...would love to see the look on his face when you show him this list. Of course, I would love to see the look on your face if he insists that most of these apply to you! :D Let us know how things turn out! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Oversimplify much?! Holy cow. Lol!

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    1. LOL Irishey...you know these lists had to be written by a man. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. That just about covers it! LOL I loved it.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Hermione. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  12. I would probably add spanking, hugs, hand holding...there are others I could do without but certainly don't hurt :-) Hugs

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    1. LOL Terps...I like most of your additions. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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