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Monday, July 21, 2014

The Physical

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
 
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
 
 
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
 
 
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
 
"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.  Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.  Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.  She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.  We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
 
 
The doctor was shocked!  "You asked your neighbor??"
 
 
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."


22 comments:

  1. First with the teeth in, then with her teeth out

    Lol Cat!

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    1. LOL Chickie...I loved that one also. :)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it River. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Rose...good point. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. ROFLMAO, ya got me. Thanks for the giggle Cat:)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Woohoo...gotcha Roz! You're welcome. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Cat,

    Loved that. Thanks for the laugh.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. LOL...still laughing, probably will be all day. Did not see that one coming...
    hugs abby

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    1. Woohoo...gotcha Abby! Hope you giggle all day. :)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. I knew that was coming and I still laughed.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed this oldie Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Woohoo...gotcha Minelle! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Grace. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Thanks Blondie...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. LOLOL Cat! Very cute! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie T

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    1. Happy you enjoyed Katie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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