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Friday, July 18, 2014

Golf Game


A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.


The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.

She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.


But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.


She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside.


She began to massage him.


She then asked him, "How does that feel?"



To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb  still hurts like hell."  Thumbs up 

6 comments:

  1. Jack is a golfer, Cat, and he will never hear or read thsi story. Thank you as always,
    Meredith

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    1. LOL Mere...and just why is Jack never gonna hear or read it? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LOL Cat, wonder if both of them had red faces. Thanks, Lisa

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    1. Wouldn't be surprised Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Awesome. Lol! D will love this one. Bet it gives him ideas, too! ;-) ;-)

    Hugs!

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    1. LOL Irishey...hope D enjoys and has wonderful ideas. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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