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Hmmm, How about, My alarm didn't go off!
ReplyDeleteGood one Ayssa...I know some people who have used that one. ;)
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That first one is...Sometimes hard not to do!
ReplyDeleteGot a point there Minelle...that's when ya take a deep breath and bit the inside of your cheek! ;)
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Of course that doesn't make you look fat.
ReplyDeleteOoh another very good one Sunny! ;)
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I'm not crying, there's something in my eye.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sad, mommy has a headache.
No, I didn't delete your comment, facebook ate it.
Hey Sara...have to admit I've used the first 2 when my kiddos where younger. Never used the last one...thanks for that! :D
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How about "I'm not lying." :-) Hugs
ReplyDeleteLOL Terps...yup dead giveaway isn't it. ;)
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Hi Cat, how about No thanks I don't want a spanking. lol
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LOL Jan...I guess it would depend on what kind of spanking it was wouldn't it? ;)
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Great list. :) How about "I really will go to bed in just one more minute." ;)
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Ooh yes Es May...I have used that one in the past! But is it a lie if you meant to but time just got away from you? ;)
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I'll do it tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI forgot.
I didn't hear you.
I didn't do that.
I didn't mean it that way.
I must have misunderstood.
I tried to call.
I DID do it! Somebody must have undone it.
I don't know who broke that.
Oh, I don't ever (fill in the blank).
I promise.
I'm not lying. I don't lie.
Pfft. I'm on the wrong kind of roll with this.
On a fun note (because I am not a teacher), this one is overused in comedy, but I still like it because I know for a fact iy really does happen:
My dog ate it! ;-)
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OMG Irishey...you really did get on a roll there didn't you! LOL
DeleteI had a dog that loved eating paper...crazy thing would eat any paper...bills, newspapers, notes, lists, whatever he could get his mouth on! And now I actually have a cat that loves to chase paper and will steal paper money if you leave it laying around. I looked over the other day and she was trotting down the hall with a $20 bill in her mouth...fell out of my back pocket when I was changing pants!
Thanks for all your contributions! :D
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Yes, I did. Sorry. I used to live with - oh, never mind. Sigh. Lol!
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