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Monday, February 3, 2014

Most Common Lies

most common lies


Don’t forget…
- The check is in the mail.
- I’ll respect you in the morning.


What others can you add?



17 comments:

  1. Hmmm, How about, My alarm didn't go off!

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    1. Good one Ayssa...I know some people who have used that one. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. That first one is...Sometimes hard not to do!

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    1. Got a point there Minelle...that's when ya take a deep breath and bit the inside of your cheek! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Of course that doesn't make you look fat.

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    1. Ooh another very good one Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. I'm not crying, there's something in my eye.
    I'm not sad, mommy has a headache.
    No, I didn't delete your comment, facebook ate it.




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    1. Hey Sara...have to admit I've used the first 2 when my kiddos where younger. Never used the last one...thanks for that! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. How about "I'm not lying." :-) Hugs

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    1. LOL Terps...yup dead giveaway isn't it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Hi Cat, how about No thanks I don't want a spanking. lol
    love Jan.xx

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    1. LOL Jan...I guess it would depend on what kind of spanking it was wouldn't it? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Great list. :) How about "I really will go to bed in just one more minute." ;)

    {{{hugs}}} EsMay

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    1. Ooh yes Es May...I have used that one in the past! But is it a lie if you meant to but time just got away from you? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. I'll do it tomorrow.
    I forgot.
    I didn't hear you.
    I didn't do that.
    I didn't mean it that way.
    I must have misunderstood.
    I tried to call.
    I DID do it! Somebody must have undone it.
    I don't know who broke that.
    Oh, I don't ever (fill in the blank).
    I promise.
    I'm not lying. I don't lie.

    Pfft. I'm on the wrong kind of roll with this.

    On a fun note (because I am not a teacher), this one is overused in comedy, but I still like it because I know for a fact iy really does happen:

    My dog ate it! ;-)

    Hugs!

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    1. OMG Irishey...you really did get on a roll there didn't you! LOL

      I had a dog that loved eating paper...crazy thing would eat any paper...bills, newspapers, notes, lists, whatever he could get his mouth on! And now I actually have a cat that loves to chase paper and will steal paper money if you leave it laying around. I looked over the other day and she was trotting down the hall with a $20 bill in her mouth...fell out of my back pocket when I was changing pants!

      Thanks for all your contributions! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. Yes, I did. Sorry. I used to live with - oh, never mind. Sigh. Lol!

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