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Saturday, February 8, 2014

Passing Notes

John woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed.  His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.  Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to bring a note to his wife.

The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.


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Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband.

The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.


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John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to bring it to his wife.


The note read:

The Tent Poles Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

 
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Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband.


The note read:

I’m Sure That Your Poles
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!


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Smile with tongue out  


18 comments:

  1. Clever.. but oh the poor boy if he remembers it later on.

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    1. LOL Sunny...doubt if it's important enough to the boy to remember. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LoL, I was wondering how old the little boys is and if he can read! Gotta love Heather :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Haven't got a clue how old Roz but can't be too old or he'd balk at being a messenger! LOL Yup, Heather is a kick isn't she. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL so do I Abby! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Hope the little boy doesn't figure that one out. :-)
    Hugs

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    1. LOL Terps...think he's probably too young. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LOL Here's hoping the boy COULDN'T read, and that if he could, it was so totally over his head. lol

    {{{hugs}}} EsMay

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    1. LOL Es May...doubt if he can read or maybe he's been trained not to read mom and dad's messages! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Hi Cat, I am so hoping that the poor little boy can't read. It doesn't bear thinking about!
    love Jan.xx

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    1. *snicker* Jan...doubt if the parents would have him delivering the messages if they were worried about him reading them. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. My kids would have read the note...think about how that would have gone over at school! LOL

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  8. Oh that is just too funny!!! LOLOL Cat! Thanks for the laugh! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. You're very welcome Katie! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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