The Bet

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news.  The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump.  
 

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The station cuts to a commercial.
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Brunette:  “I bet you $20 he's going to jump.”

Blonde:  “OK.”
 
 
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Back to newscast.
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He jumps.



Blonde:  “OK Here's my $20.”

Brunette:  “No, that was too easy.  I can't take it.”

Blonde:  “I insist.  I lost.”



Brunette:  “I have a confession to make.  I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped.  So it wasn't really a good bet.”



Blonde:  “I know.  I saw the same newscast.  But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice.”

 

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