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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

The Bet

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news.  The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump.  
 

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The station cuts to a commercial.
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Brunette:  “I bet you $20 he's going to jump.”

Blonde:  “OK.”
 
 
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Back to newscast.
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He jumps.



Blonde:  “OK Here's my $20.”

Brunette:  “No, that was too easy.  I can't take it.”

Blonde:  “I insist.  I lost.”



Brunette:  “I have a confession to make.  I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped.  So it wasn't really a good bet.”



Blonde:  “I know.  I saw the same newscast.  But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice.”
 

Courtesy of ilyke.net

 
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18 comments:

  1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 4, 2014 at 8:53 PM

    I've seen this before and I still laughed.

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:52 PM

      Hey Sunny...I'd never seen it before...happy you still enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2014 at 9:13 PM

    Good grief!
    Good one!
    Meredith

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:53 PM

      LOL Meredith...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Minielle LabraunFebruary 4, 2014 at 10:09 PM

    OH MY GOODNESS! lol funny!

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:53 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. RozFebruary 5, 2014 at 6:38 AM

    Good golly *smacks head* too funny! lol. Thanks Cat, I sure needed a laugh today :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:54 PM

      Happy I was able to give you a bit of help Roz. Sending lots of positive energy your way.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. an English RoseFebruary 5, 2014 at 7:00 AM

    Oh good grief, what a bimbo!
    love Jan.xx

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:55 PM

      Bimbo? Jan? Okay...LOL ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. abbyFebruary 5, 2014 at 7:00 AM

    Did not see this one coming....very funny.
    hugs abby

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:55 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Abby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. ronnieFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:04 AM

    Hadn't seen this one before. Made me laugh. Thank you.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:55 PM

      I hadn't either Ronnie! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    Too cute. I'll have to tell this one over dinner :)

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:56 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Queenie...hope whoever you tell it to enjoys it also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. IrisheyFebruary 5, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    It's...

    I mean...

    Blonde.

    ;-)

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    1. CatFebruary 5, 2014 at 9:57 PM

      Yes...it is Irishey. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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