Two boys were misbehaving so their mother went to the local priest to look for advice.
The priest thought it would be best if the boys learned integrity, by way of understanding that "God is everywhere, and He sees everything you do so you shouldn't misbehave."
The mother and the priest thought it best that the priest talked to the boys, so the mother agreed to take the boys in one at a time to talk to the priest.
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She brought the first boy (Ray) to the church and left the second boy (Jim) at home. She took Ray into the priest's office and stayed outside while the priest and Ray talked.
"Where is God?" The priest calmly asked expecting to make the point that "God is everywhere".
Ray, petrified, said nothing.
So the priest asked again slightly louder, "Where is God?!".
Ray still said nothing. So the priest stood up and slammed his hands on the desk yelling, "WHERE IS GOD?!?!".
Ray stood up and ran out of the office, past his mother, and ran all the way home.
He came screaming in the front door and ran straight to Jim's room.
He opened the door and said, "GOD IS MISSING AND THEY THINK WE TOOK HIM!"
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Perfect! Lol!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Irishey! ;)
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Cat
too funny
ReplyDeleteSure is isn't it Blondie! ;)
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LoL, that taught em!
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You would think so wouldn't you Roz. :)
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Cat
LOL...poor boys.
ReplyDeleteLOL Susie...how about poor momma. ;)
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Cat
Typical little boys - very funny.
ReplyDeleteVery typical Sunny...had two of those! ;)
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LOL..did not see this one coming....very funny.
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Gotcha Abby! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Cat
Very funny. Thanks.
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Ronnie
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You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Loooooooool omg I can just imagine one of mine being like that hahahahaha thank you I haven't laughed this much in days x
ReplyDeleteHappy to help Missy! Yup...I could imagine mine like that also! ;)
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