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Thursday, February 20, 2014

Son of a Beech or a Birch

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.


A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.


Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.


The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"


The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.


He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.  It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." 



18 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, very good! Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Omg I don't get it :( what am I missing ???

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    1. LOL Missy...pecker is a slang term for part of the male anatomy and piece of ash is a play on words...for piece of @$$ which is slang for having sex. Does that explain it?

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. I don't get it either :( .Am I stupid?

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    1. No Jan, you are not stupid...you're a Brit! ROFL Look at my explanation to Missy above...if you still don't understand, email me. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you and Ray enjoyed it Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Cat, funny. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Oh, Cat! *groan* LOL. Hahaha, cute.

    {{{hugs}}} EsMay

    Oh, and ladies... Over here in NA, a guy's private member is nicknamed a pecker. ;)

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    1. LOL Es May...a groaner? *teehee*

      Thanks for trying to explain to the ladies. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Queenie...happy to give you a snicker! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. That I am Susie...that I am. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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