Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.
The minister said that they would have to go without making love for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
“Can of PAINT!” exclaimed the minister.
“Yeah,” said the newlywed man. “She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.”
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
“That’s okay,” said the man. “We’re no longer welcome in Home Depot either.
Don't think I would want to be a member of that church anyway! LOL
Gee, maybe I should visit Home Depot more often.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I'm more of a Lowes girl. :D
ReplyDeleteFingers in ears..... hands over eyes! la la la la la
ReplyDeleteCallie
LoL, hmm, must keep my eyes open more in departments stores! I'm with you Cat, don't think I'd want to be a member either! :)
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
I'm not joining either, I'd rather go to Home depot.;)
ReplyDeletelove Jan.xx
LOLLLLLL!!!! Very cute, Cat! Hugs!
ReplyDelete<3 Katie
Not my kinda church! I am in for looking around Home Depot.
ReplyDeleteTwo weeks? Nope not the church for me. I don't think Dragon would wait for me to drop a can of paint.
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